Date night + nursing mom = pumping at 2am
Pumping at 2am + tired mom = spilled milk
Spilled milk + ‘f*ck it, I’m going to bed’ mom = milk stains
Milk stains + ‘oh that’s right time for bed must stop doing stupid math’ = anxious OCD dad
Anxious OCD dad + tired mom = date night
Consider yourself educated. Good night.
It’s been awhile but I’m back on Tumblr! I was temporarily unavailable due to my King Coobah (aka my 5 month old baby boy) and his demands. As his servant I just couldn’t find the time to download the tumblr app to my phone so I could partake in the world outside his kingdom. Alas, he has granted me my request and I am here to connect with other common folk.
Yours Truly, The Boobs & Diaper Changer
Has any parent out there experienced poopy diapers that smell like buttered popcorn? It’s the oddest thing… why… why doesn’t it smell like … not popcorn? He is a 3 month old breastfeed baby.
Oh well, I always know when he pooped in his diaper because it smells like a candy shop selling sweet buttered popcorn. So gross. But so true. I have gotten the opinion of outsiders and the smell is universal… popcorn. Yup, silly baby.