Late Night Parenting Math
Date night + nursing mom = pumping at 2am
Pumping at 2am + tired mom = spilled milk
Spilled milk + ‘f*ck it, I’m going to bed’ mom = milk stains
Milk stains + ‘oh that’s right time for bed must stop doing stupid math’ = anxious OCD dad
Anxious OCD dad + tired mom = date night
Consider yourself educated. Good night.