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Completed design: wall mural for baby nursery

Completed design: wall mural for baby nursery

Late Night Parenting Math

Date night + nursing mom = pumping at 2am

Pumping at 2am + tired mom = spilled milk

Spilled milk + ‘f*ck it, I’m going to bed’ mom = milk stains

Milk stains + ‘oh that’s right time for bed must stop doing stupid math’ = anxious OCD dad

Anxious OCD dad + tired mom = date night

Consider yourself educated. Good night.

How about instead of crawling, I slither? Does that work for ya? Yeah, I’d rather slither. Thx.