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I might be new at this but…

I’m guessing since my 13 month old’s poopy diaper smells like blueberry pie rather than poop that he is probably, most definitely, highly likely eating too many blueberries…

Just a guess. Shoot. Those are his fav!!

You know what I love?

Checking my baby’s diaper for poop by looking down the back side for any tracks of poop and getting poop on my finger and under my nails because I didn’t realize the poop was all the way to the last centimeter of the diaper’s edge. Love that.

Recipe for sweet smelling baby poop

Feed 1/4 cup rice cereal with milk to hungry baby. Puree banana and cinnamon to a smooth consistency. Feed to the still hungry never full piggy-hoggy baby.

Let it sit overnight in Chubalub belly for 12 hours. Change diaper. Voila. Banana bread.

Not intentionally being crude but baby poop is funny.

Has any parent out there experienced poopy diapers that smell like buttered popcorn? It’s the oddest thing… why… why doesn’t it smell like … not popcorn? He is a 3 month old breastfeed baby.

Oh well, I always know when he pooped in his diaper because it smells like a candy shop selling sweet buttered popcorn. So gross. But so true. I have gotten the opinion of outsiders and the smell is universal… popcorn. Yup, silly baby.