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I might be new at this but…

I’m guessing since my 13 month old’s poopy diaper smells like blueberry pie rather than poop that he is probably, most definitely, highly likely eating too many blueberries…

Just a guess. Shoot. Those are his fav!!

You know what I love?

Checking my baby’s diaper for poop by looking down the back side for any tracks of poop and getting poop on my finger and under my nails because I didn’t realize the poop was all the way to the last centimeter of the diaper’s edge. Love that.

I know my Mommyness is official because today I said (and did) …

"I got the most marvelous booger out of his nose today. He stopped sniffling. I felt so powerful."

"Oh SHIT I just squirted milk up his nose."